Friday, February 5, 2010

Chucklage

Things that make me laugh to start off your weekend…

“You always help a lady up off the ground.” Said by a first grader after a student ran into a teacher and knocked her down.

“There are better ways to communicate.  The growling will stop.”  Said by a teacher when two first graders both wanted the last swing available.

“Really, boogers probably aren’t protein.  I don’t care what your mother told you.” 
Said by a 3rd grader after a fellow student grossed out his table in the lunchroom.

“Come on!  Ms. Teacher just told us to sit on the ass fart.”  Said by a Kindergartener when they were getting ready for an activity outside and had to sit on the asphalt drive.

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